You name one thing
One goal. Not five. Five is how you ended up here. We write it down in your words, with a number and a time.
Daily accountability / one actual human / zero sympathy
You're going
to do it.
This time.
You already know what to do. You've known for months. What's been missing is one person who knows what you promised, and asks you about it every evening at 20:00.
From €29 per 4 weeks•One goal, not five•Cancel any time (coward)
Today · 20:00
● Day 12
It's 20:00. Did you write the 500 words?
not yet, crazy day
You said that yesterday. 500 words is 25 minutes. You watched 40 minutes of something with a soundtrack.
ok ok. doing it now
done. 512.
Good. Day 12. Same time tomorrow.
How it works
Four steps.
You'll only like three.
I check in daily
Same time every evening, a message lands: did you do it? Two seconds to answer. No app, no dashboard, no streak emoji. Just me, asking.
You answer honestly
Lying to me is allowed, it just doesn't work. I remember what you said on Tuesday and I will bring it up on Thursday.
You stop breaking your word
Miss once and I remind you. Miss twice and I call. But the reminders are scaffolding, not the point. The point is week six, when answering me stops being the reason you did it.
Who you gonna call?
No app.
No bot.
Just me.
I'm Kasper. Father of two, husband to one, serial procrastinator trying to get things done. I've been where you are, and all I really needed was someone I knew would get mad if I didn't do something.
There is no chatbot here. No streak badges, no algorithm deciding you need encouragement today. When your phone buzzes at 20:00 it's because I picked mine up and typed. When it rings, it's me on the other end.
I'm not your coach and I'm definitely not your therapist. I'm the person who asks, every day, and who remembers what you said last Tuesday. You do the hard part.
That's also why there are only eight Final Notice spots. There's one of me, and I sleep.
The excuse machine
Go on then.
Give me a reason.
Your excuses aren't unique, and that's the good news: predictable things are beatable. (This little machine is the only automated thing on the site. The real service is me, typing, after I've read what you actually wrote.)
Type something. I've heard it all, but go ahead.
Excuses processed this visit: 0
The volume dial
Pick how hard
you want it.
Everyone breaks at a different volume. Drag the dial and read what lands on your phone at 20:00 on the day you didn't do it.
5
Blunt
Gentle nudgeUnhinged
That's two days. Two is the number we agreed we'd never hit.
Included in Warning
The plans
How much help
do you need?
Reminder
€29Per 4 weeks
“I just want someone to ask.”
- One message a day, same time
- I ask, you answer, it's logged
- Miss a day and I put it in writing
- No calls. Ever. You're safe.
Warning
€59Per 4 weeks
“I keep starting again on Monday.”
- Everything in Reminder
- Miss twice and your phone rings
- A call every 4 weeks: what happened, what changed, what's next
- I keep the receipts and read them back
Final Notice
€99Per 4 weeks · 8 spots
“If I miss this one, it actually costs me.”
- Everything in Warning
- 45 minute kickoff: who you are, what you've tried, why it didn't stick
- Sunday call, 10 minutes: we adjust the week
- I help you work out the how, not just chase the whether
- Guidance, not therapy. You still do the work.
Before you ask
Yes, really.
What is the final notice?
A reminder, then a warning, then a phone call you cannot dodge, with your own promise read back to you. It's a friend who refuses to let it slide, not a stranger being cruel. You'll never be insulted, only quoted.
Am I talking to a bot?
No. Final Notice is one person, and it's me. Every message is read and sent by a human. I keep notes on a computer so I remember your goal, your deadline and what you said last Tuesday, the same way a good friend would remember. The computer does the remembering. I do the talking.
What if I have a genuinely good reason?
Then say it and we move on. Life happens: sick kids, funerals, real emergencies. I can tell the difference between a bad week and a soft habit. Usually within four days.
Isn't this just coaching?
Reminder and Warning assume your plan is fine and you have a doing problem, not a knowing problem. That costs €59, not €300. Final Notice adds the missing piece: on Sunday we work out the how together. Guidance, not therapy, and you still do the work.
What counts as "one thing"?
Anything you can answer yes or no to in two seconds. Write 500 words. Walk 30 minutes. Send the invoice. Be home by 18:00. Vague goals are just wishes with better grammar.
What if I go quiet?
Silence is an answer, and it's the loudest one. Two days of nothing and I call. That is the single most useful thing you're paying for.
Can I cancel?
One click, no call, no retention offer. You'll get one message asking whether it's the plan or the notices. Then it's done.
Last thing
Four weeks
from now.
You'll either have done the thing, or have a new story about why you didn't. I'd rather you had the thing.
Start tonight →
Check-ins land at 20:00 in your own time zone.
Final Notice is Kasper Vervliet. One person, one phone.